Random Thoughts of the Day

Where did the concept of "being random" come from.

We buy objects using little disks of engraved metal and green pieces of paper.

Try to get through one day without your cell phone. You won't be able to do it, at least not without feeling frustrated the whole time.

Why don't regular drivers like motorcyclists? Especially the truckers....

Once and for all, it's pronounced CRAY-ON, not "Crown"!!!!!!!!

My friends and I once had an argument for almost an hour about whether a stove and an oven were the same thing.

If the plural of goose is Geese, why isn't the plural of Moose, Meese?

Why is it that in order to make anything fancy, you can just add and "E" at the end or spell it slightly different. Ex: Colour (color), Refreshe (Refresh).

The only reason we know ninjas existed is because of the crappy ones.

Ninjas still exist....

Goldfish have a memory span of about 3 months, not 3 seconds. Take that!!

If a cat had no feet, what would it always land on?

So would a Butterfly without wings be called a Butterwalk?

Most dogs are not aware of the fact that they have back legs, and therefore have trouble climbing ladders.

WRESTLING IS FAKE!!! HELLO PEOPLE!!! WHY DO YOU STILL WATCH IT!!?!? I am of course talking about the kind of wrestling where everyone has long hair, and is greasy, and everyone wears tights. Not the real olympic wrestling.

Well that's all my randomness for today. So until later, Keep it Random!