Don't try to deny it (yes even you women). Everybody farts. Why is this such a taboo in modern culture? So it smells bad, some things people eat smell more disgusting then a simple fart. So I want to know why everyone raises a stink about it.
Everyone has had an "embarrassing moment" with our gaseous friend: the fart. But why should we be embarrassed? It's just a normal bodily function. Do people get angry when you sneeze? I didn't think so. Sneezing is normal, farting is normal.
So next time you have an upside-down nuclear explosion, remember, its natural. Respond "It's a normal bodily function" to anyone who says its rude. They can't deny it. All they can do is complain about the smell. And yet, even this can be covered up by things that you may already carry, such as cologne or perfume. Or just cover your nose until you leave the effected area.
I don't think people should be so affected by this simple expulsion of gas. everyone does it. And yet for some reason, we are all so repulsed when someone openly farts. It's almost hypocritical. It's ok when YOU fart. But when someone else does..... "EEEEWWW!!!". Let's stop all the Hot Air about this, and just deal with it. I think the world would actually stink less if we do.
I am not responsible to any unfortunate actions taken after anyone reads this post.
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